What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.
Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.
Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!
Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?
Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.
Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.
Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?
Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.
Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.
Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.
by derpsderps February 12, 2019
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2. A fictitous shampoo developed for shmees (see definition of SHMEE) using rigorous scientific methods, only the finest quality botanicals, and a sacred ingredient. A spin-off of Herbal Essence, but for shmees.
2. A fictitous shampoo developed for shmees (see definition of SHMEE) using rigorous scientific methods, only the finest quality botanicals, and a sacred ingredient. A spin-off of Herbal Essence, but for shmees.
"Hey honey, while you are at the store, can you pick up another bottle of Furrble Essence for our resident shmee? Her furry ass is a little flakey. And don't be cheap for Christ's sake, get the commercial grade 60 oz. bottle!"
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by ASBOPrince January 16, 2011
Get the Essem mug.Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.
JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!
by calling them out April 20, 2020
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-You see someone for the first time and you hate theme already.
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Get the Essence Of Fuckhole mug."Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger" (please notice the Umlaut) is the catch phrase of the intro music of the famous Anime Attack on Titan.
As with many German lyrics in Japanese pop culture, the translation is not quite right.
Apparently, what the creators wanted to express is "they are the prey and we are the hunters". However, "Essen" literally translates to "food" and would never be used by a native speaker in this context. A better German word would be "Beute".
As with many German lyrics in Japanese pop culture, the translation is not quite right.
Apparently, what the creators wanted to express is "they are the prey and we are the hunters". However, "Essen" literally translates to "food" and would never be used by a native speaker in this context. A better German word would be "Beute".
by 2d4u December 12, 2016
Get the Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager mug.A person that wants to stay at home in quarantine due to COVID-19 but can't due to the fact they cannot telecommute and there are no legal protections in place for the employee. So, she/he has to make a choice between (A) working for money with the increased risk of exposure, (B) staying at home and burning PTO until it runs out, or (C) leaving the company and having no income. Those living paycheck to paycheck (for whatever reason that may be is inconsequential at this point), wind up putting themselves and their family at greater risk because they have to keep a roof over their heads, clothes on their backs, and food on the table.
John wanted to stay at home during the COVID-19 quarantine across America, but he was told he was an essential employee and could lose his job if he didn't show up for work. Having no savings, John swallowed his pride, went to work, got infected with COVID-19 by a fellow employee in the same situation, and died.
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