Eskimo wish

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.

John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.

by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010

Eskimo Kisses

A separate type of kiss consisting of two lovers brushing the tips of their noses together. It is very adorable and will often lead to beautiful smiles and more kisses.

I love it when he gives me Eskimo Kisses.
I wonder how many accidental Eskimo Kisses we've had.

by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019

eskimoed

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.

Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.

by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017

eskimo side hug

Standing side by side, two people press or rub their cheeks together in an affectionate manner.

Kevin wanted us to give me an eskimo kiss , but I said no. He gave me an eskimo side hug instead.

by Caesar's Toupée April 25, 2015

Eskimo Envy

Jealousy of people living in cooler climates during the summer heat wave.

This sweltering summer really gives me a case of eskimo envy.

by editorjeff July 8, 2010

half eskimo brother

a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck

"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"

by P45C4L April 6, 2017

eskimo trebuchet

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?

- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.

by Labooty February 2, 2009