eskimoed

When a woman quits a sexual act before a man can ejaculate, resulting in blue balls.

Oh man. She came and didn't even let you finish? That girl eskimoed you.

by Ernaldo Zimmer January 19, 2017

eskimo side hug

Standing side by side, two people press or rub their cheeks together in an affectionate manner.

Kevin wanted us to give me an eskimo kiss , but I said no. He gave me an eskimo side hug instead.

by Caesar's Toupée April 25, 2015

Eskimo Envy

Jealousy of people living in cooler climates during the summer heat wave.

This sweltering summer really gives me a case of eskimo envy.

by editorjeff July 8, 2010

half eskimo brother

a guy who fucks the identical twin of a girl you fuck

"Bro, you should fuck her twin sister, then we could be half eskimo brothers!"

by P45C4L April 6, 2017

eskimo trebuchet

When you put your dick between your legs and a girl starts to give you head from behind. She has her nose in your asshole and throws up all over your dick after you fart on her. Then you turn around and open your legs and your dick slings forward like an eskimo's trebuchet and puke splatters all over her face. Boom.

- Hey Billy, why does that girl have puke all over her face?

- Aw shit son, I just gave her an eskimo trebuchet.

by Labooty February 2, 2009

Eskimo Pussy

A mighty cold, great-tasting and great-feeling thing for both you and me - as referred to by Drill Sgt. Hartman in the 1987 film Full Metal Jacket

Hartman (In a cadence; part of a run during Marine training - this is for the recruits to repeat): I don't know but I've been told!

Recruits: I don't know but I've been told!

Hartman: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

Recruits: Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!

Hartman: Mmm, good!

Recruits: Mmm, good!

Hartman: Feels good!

Recruits: Feels good!

Hartman: Is good!

Recruits: Is good!

Hartman: Real good!

Recruits: Real good!

Hartman: Tastes good!

Recruits: Tastes good!

Hartman: Mighty good!

Recruits: Mighty good!

Hartman: Good for you!

Recruits: Good for you!

Hartman: Good for me!

Recruits: Good for me!

by Diant Gick May 15, 2011

Snowy Eskimo

Like the Crusty Arab except performed in a snowy region. While having sex in the snow the man pulls out, dips it into the snow (preferably in powder snow) then slams it back in causing a cooling sensation for both. Extremely hard to pull of as the penis is highly likely to become flaccid upon withdrawal and shrink up to what may look like a micropenis.

Man I tried to give her a Snowy Eskimo but failed so bad and she laughed at my micropenis so hard that I took her to the desert and summer and slammed her with a Crusty Arab, that bitch deserved it!

by CrustyArab2.0 October 12, 2010