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Redneck Escargot

The sexual act of when two subjects are involved with anal intercourse. When the male party involved finishes in the anus, filling it with semen. The subject then pulls out and presses their mouth to the anus and slurps the semen out. Similar to eating escargot without utensils.
My date thought I was fancy when I invited her over for a little redneck escargot. I haven’t heard from her since.
by Tmoorecmooretacomunch March 9, 2022
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Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.
He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!
by N0CallerID June 16, 2025
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