escargot made with bread crumbs, parsley, and weed. Invented by some people named philip, koa and ben. It is heard that it is quite delectable.
by joooopee May 16, 2008
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My date thought I was fancy when I invited her over for a little redneck escargot. I haven’t heard from her since.
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Phlegm, specifically when sucked or licked out of the throat of another individual who is experiencing post-nasal drip.
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Said to leave a trail of brie in it's wake, allowing for multi-day expeditions to find and capture it.
Said to leave a trail of brie in it's wake, allowing for multi-day expeditions to find and capture it.
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Get the Le fromage l'escargot mug.A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.
He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!
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If a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? Is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?
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