escargot

French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.

he: "Would you care for escargot?"

she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."

by Jake April 17, 2004

Escargot

the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Looks like snot (a nose booger)

"Anyone care for escargot?"

"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."

by Jake April 14, 2004

Escargot

French for snail, a delicacy on toast!

Escargot, anyone?


Uh..no thanks...

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

escargoten

Dead snail.

Any snail found in my garden is turned into escargoten.

by DDGDevice February 7, 2017

cowboy escargot

Phlegm, specifically when sucked or licked out of the throat of another individual who is experiencing post-nasal drip.

Stacy's getting over a cold, so last night, I got to experience the delicacy of cowboy escargot.

by mucusbrain February 5, 2026

Le fromage l'escargot

The elusive French Cheese Snail.

Said to leave a trail of brie in it's wake, allowing for multi-day expeditions to find and capture it.

We are off to hunt Le fromage l'escargot tommorow.

by FirewildX November 23, 2024

Eiffel Tower vs Escargot

A question where someone is asked, "Eiffel Tower or Escargot". If they answer escargot, then they have to go to a fancy Parisian restaurant and goon on the most expensive plate of escargot. If they answer Eiffel Tower, then they must buy a model Eiffel Tower from the Eiffel Tower gift shop and insert the entirety of it into their rectum.

He finaly answered the question (Eiffel Tower vs Escargot) at the cast party, but he's an escargooner!

by N0CallerID June 16, 2025