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ESCAMILLA Syndrome

Aka "Pretty Woman Syndrome"
STD contracted from whore your trying to save. Symptoms include becoming blind to all signs of being played and used, complete and unexplained urge to try and protect Host Escamilla who infected you, becoming retarded, the inability to stop lowering your expectations, Lose of friends and families respect, and if not separated from Host...death.
Oh man, did you hear Eric and Donnie both caught Escamilla syndrome last month! Those girls are going to invect the entire male population of Spring Branch.
by Dr.Shard July 14, 2014
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Escamilla

A kickass mexican family whose love is unconditional. Don't mess with an escamilla because they are everyyyyywhere!!! Most of them reside in Scottsbluff, Nebraska.
Juan: I slashed an Escamilla's tires on his car!
Antonio: ...and you made it out alive?
Juan: Yeah, but thousands are chasing me and they still looking for me!
Antonio: niggah I am an Escamilla. You dead son! *Bam*
by Escamilla January 1, 2012
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Escapistize

1) To repeatedly and vigorously cram something down another person's throat

2) To disproportionately value the opinions of idiots with no talent
1) I used to like that new song, but the radio's Escapistized it.

2) I used to enjoy going to that website, but they Escapistized a bunch of trolls and now I can't stand about half their articles.
by CaiusCaligula January 21, 2011
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boots of escaping

The boots or shoes that are worn to run away from the police or any threatening beings.
a cool guy is about to beat up a poor little boy.

the little boy named ryan says " you cant! i have my boots of escaping! " and then runs away.
by lotr_fan_2009 April 7, 2009
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escalitis

Escalitis is a curable disease. It can be described as a certain diarrhea of the mouth… One in which standard logic is thrown out the window like most normal people have and an extreme, instigating comment is belched out with little thought or regard to offensiveness.
The female in this conversation has escalitis:

Male: You look tired and sound conjested, are you coming down with a cold?

Female: Your face looks more tired than a used condomn, you sound like a teenage squirrel, and sicker than an HIV Bank!
by SomeGuyWhoMetAGirl March 2, 2010
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Sneaky Escapist

An ending in the Henry Stickmin game Escaping the Prison where you sneak out through the rooftop undetected.
A: Sneaky Escapist has epic music
B: Yeah
by I like Tomatoes January 22, 2021
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Ava Grace Escamilla

Ava Grace Escamilla is a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. If there is a girl with this name, she is a wonderful person. Ava Grace Escamilla is one of those girls whose smart, beautiful, athletic, and a great friend. She may be pretty, but she has her insicurities. She might be a little quiet when you first meet, but once you become friends, there is nothing she wont do for you. Friendship is everything to her so don't take her for granted.
"Guys, I just made friends with Ava Grace Escamilla."
"No way! Lucky!"
by tpwkblmalmlgbtq+lm September 20, 2020
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