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Windows Fatal Error

Some bullsh*t in Windows systems which describes a harmless error as fatal. Usually happens when you're working on your computer.
Windows Fatal Error : "The instruction at "07ijk125" failed to initialize in "24ole24r". The program will now close"
by spoolsv.exe May 26, 2009
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error

What the computer (or technology in general) is full of. A computer's MOST FAVORiTE word ever, and its VERY MOST FAVORiTE thing to do. Errors are not really mistakes; computers (and other similar devices) just do them on purpose to tick people off.
Trying to upload a pic on Facebook, and I got this message
Computer: "ERROR: Facebook has encountered a problem try again later."

*****30 MiNUTES LATER*****

Trying to burn a CD
Computer (when it "finishes burning" the CD): "Error: The memory could not be read."
Me: "AUUUGH!" gets mad and stomps off to room
by smking59 May 25, 2009
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I AM ERROR

The old guy from Zelda II who lives in a gigantic house (which looks small from the outside) in Ruto.

He is totally useless (only one hint later) and keeps saying " I AM ERROR".

No one knows what this means or why he says that.
Maybe it's his name, Error.
"I AM ERROR" ~ Error in Zelda II
by Bari April 21, 2005
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Errand Bitch

Running mindless errands for those that could easily do it themselves, but find you an easy target to manipulate to do their deed.
Link -- You are an Errand Bitch. Pour my drink, send my mail, and save my daughter.
by kidthatisn'tanerrandbitch December 16, 2012
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experimental error

Jimmy: Shit dude, I shouldn't have touched Steve's sack like that!
Chad: Sounds like you made an experimental error.
by a big guy October 1, 2015
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Error 404 not found

“How would you describe my love life with four words?”

Error 404 not found”
by murkerlurker December 27, 2019
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Syntax error

The most fucking irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. You press all these numbers and you THINK it's the right button to press but really the calculator's been LYING to you and you've really fucked up big time, but it waits until you've pressed the = button and then it flashes with 'Syntax error' which is basically calculator talk for "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKED IT! NOW THE REST OF THE CLASS CAN ADVANCE TO QUESTION TWENTY-THREE WHILST YOU ARE STILL TRAPPED AT TWENTY-TWO, YOU INADEQUATE CALCUATOR-USER! I HATE ALL YOU STAND FOR AND YOUR WAY OF LIFE!" etc etc.
Jill was in her Maths class and she was working out a really hard equation involving logorithms and algebra n shit on her CALCULATOR. She had put in all the numbers and just pressed the = button when BAM! SYNTAX ERROR.

Jill: Fuck!

Jack: What?

Jill: Syntax error!

Jack: Fuck! Oh well, you'll just have to redo all your work. No biggie.

Jill: No biggie my ass! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
by funkie_chick87 December 28, 2005
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