floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014

ernisa

Ernisa is a smart and pretty girl she can be weird at times but she can be annoying Ernisa is very hot and extremely pretty!

Ernisa is hot

by Jikoo_Crazy November 17, 2017

ernie davis academy

the worst fucking school in new york. if you come in contact with this school you better run fast and hold your breath because it SMELLS up in this bitch. Nothing but pothead white boys, emos, petty bitches, and stanky ass hoes in this school. Also wtf is it, a high school or a middle school? Anyways, fuck Ernie Davis Academy

Matt: Yo this girl added me on snap she’s high key valid
Caleb: Yo yeah she is, where’s she from?
Matt: Ernie Davis Academy
Caleb: OH FUCK ASS NO. ABORT MISSION

by User19373782292 November 7, 2019

Ernie

Someone who has been tormented from a young age due to having the same name as a puppet. He's good natured however and continues to smile at moronic, repetitive Ernie and Bert jokes. He wears funky shirts and is an inventive and passionate lover.

Secretly, he'd like to punch alot of people in the mouth.

That Ernie hides his violent tendancies with a big smile.

by rubytooshoos February 8, 2010

Ernie'd

1)To have been sabatoged by someone named Ernie. 2)To resolve an issue in a backwards way.

This computer has been ernie'd.

by Brian Edson April 11, 2008

dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 9, 2004

frozen ernie

a turd which has been put in to the freezer and then after frozen stuck in a girls pussy. . .

dude did you hear beka loves frozen ernies. . .

by KoAid April 15, 2005