Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

ernied

1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.

Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.

by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013

floating ernie

Dirty poop that floats in the toilet and one takes it out with thier hand and slaps their partner in the face with it.

I had horrible stomach pains and thought this was a great opportunity to give her a floating ernie

by Dahitatuff56786 November 8, 2014

Erini

A lady who embodies peace. Erini is the Greek name of peace. She is understanding, powerful, beautiful, sexy and smart! She has a great laugh and anyone who meets her falls in love with her spirit!

Erini (Irene) Carras

by donthatemedont February 5, 2010

Erinism

A saying that will make no sense and may seem like it will come from someone with little to no knowledge, even though the sayer of the phrase is very intellegent. This can happen anywhere at anytime of day, you just need to pay attention and listen for them. Usually once the phrase is said everyone around that heard it will stop with their jaw dropped and be like "Did you really just say that!?" Alot of laughing occurs after this.

Erin - "Does the cheese have cheese?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!

Joe D - "Hey can you get me an iced tea?"
Erin - "Do they want ice in it?"
*everyone around": ERINISM!!!!!!!!

by Fernandez May 4, 2006

ernie davis academy

the worst fucking school in new york. if you come in contact with this school you better run fast and hold your breath because it SMELLS up in this bitch. Nothing but pothead white boys, emos, petty bitches, and stanky ass hoes in this school. Also wtf is it, a high school or a middle school? Anyways, fuck Ernie Davis Academy

Matt: Yo this girl added me on snap she’s high key valid
Caleb: Yo yeah she is, where’s she from?
Matt: Ernie Davis Academy
Caleb: OH FUCK ASS NO. ABORT MISSION

by User19373782292 November 7, 2019

Ernie

Someone who has been tormented from a young age due to having the same name as a puppet. He's good natured however and continues to smile at moronic, repetitive Ernie and Bert jokes. He wears funky shirts and is an inventive and passionate lover.

Secretly, he'd like to punch alot of people in the mouth.

That Ernie hides his violent tendancies with a big smile.

by rubytooshoos February 8, 2010