Bros Equis

A term of endearment for use by LAX bros. Similar to bro or broseph. This word was formed by the ability of laxers to turn ordinary words into bro words by putting bro in it. This particular term originates from the Dos Equis guy, otherwise known as The Most Interesting Man in the World. This term generally refers to LAX gods, or those of high broly stature.

Lax bro1: "Hey Bros Equis, what are you doing tonight?"
Lax bro2: "The usual, shotgunning Nattys with my spoon and my slampiece"

by Lax4Lyfe August 9, 2010

Dos Equis

When two males beat their boners on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey Tim you want a Dos Equis?

Tim: Yup

John: Alright lets do this Joe

by Big Red 78 March 14, 2011

dos equis

1- A human being who carries two X-chromosomes; a woman

2- Slang: a homosexual male

3- A good Mexican beer (if 'good beer' and 'Mexican' were not an oxymoron)

1- I really like the boobies on that dos equis.

2- My friend likes Tommy, but she doesn't have a chance because he's totally dos equis.

3- Oh you have Dos Equis? I'll just have water, thanks.

by chadlebald January 12, 2005

Dos Equis-pert

A person who knows a lot about beer, particularly a certain kind of beer. Often also a connoisseur.

Steve: Dude! Bob just told me how many calories, grams of fat, and percent daily value of vitamin D that a bottle of Dos Equis has, without even looking at the label!
John: What a Dos Equis-pert!

by a Dos Equis-pert June 30, 2011

Equi-task

To allot equal time to several different tasks, each exclusively and in sequence. The opposite of multi-tasking, it encourages equal division of remaining time into regular chunks and assignation to each chunk a single task to be focused on exclusively. This is the opposite of the multi-tasking approach that tries to balance focus on all objectives concurrently.

"The human mind is not equipped to multi-task, but it can equi-task as though the software was written for the hardware in direct machine language."

"Equi-tasking is the load-balancing of executive time management."

by OwenF August 7, 2014

sexy equi

a Dos Equis served dressed with lime and Tajin; term coined by Daisy Brown on June 25, 2022.

We'll have three beers--one naked, one dressed, and one sexy equi.

by iamelectricdaisy June 26, 2022

Equi

A language made out of letters, numbers, and mainly symbols. Mainly used by weirdos.

If you speak Equi you are a pedophile.

by My name isn’t Katie. August 27, 2021