Epitaph

The final words written for someone long before they were ever gone

The poet began crafting his own epitaph, a poignant reflection on life, years before his eventual passing.

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

epictaph

An epitaph that is so greatly amazing, in any given way, that it is no longer universally referred to as an epitaph, but as a rare epictaph.

Joe-"Dude, did you see the epitaph of that tombstone the other day?"

Bob-"Yeah, It was pretty exciting."

Joe-"Oh, It wasn't just exciting; it was epic."

Both Bob and Joe in pantomime-
"Epictaph."

by SeniorTaco January 26, 2009

Politicians’ Epitaphs

The unspoken words invisibly inscribed on the tombstones of famous or notorious political leaders, whose earthly decisions and actions (or inactions) have positively or negatively impacted millions of people when they were the head of state (or even after they had relinquished power).

A leaked document entitled “Politicians’ Epitaphs” from the secret department of a NATO member state has the following printed:

Here lies Vladimir V. Putin with promises of peace—waiting to be canonized by the Orthodox Church.

Here lies Donald J. Trump with no more lies—hoping to be a future Dalai Lama or Pope.

Here lies Kim Jong-un, on transit to join his dad and grandad—in Hades.

Here lies Robert G. Mugabe on reclaimed white land—still in purgatory.

Here lies Harry Lee Kuan Yew—as long as the whites rule the “fine” city.

by Covido April 23, 2022

epitath

A non-existent word, generally confused with either epithet or epitaph.

"Don't you be call me Gook. That are racial epitath"

"I would like my epitath to read: 'Pepperoni and Cheese'."

by Robert Paulson esq. September 17, 2008

Epitaphability

The pursuit of being worthy of one’s own epitaph.

The worthiness of one’s life as it relates to one’s desired/aspirational epitaph

She was such a terrific young person. Did you hear what everyone said at the funeral? She definitely lived life with adventure and Epitaphability.

This year, for my New Year’s resolution i am finally going to get serious about my Epitaphability. I’m going to give to charity, call my parents and read more books.

by stp-bk March 12, 2023

Epitath

Not a word.

I cannot use the word Epitath because it's not a word.

by moolet January 21, 2018