A name which has quite a legacy, almost any kind of ship has had the "Enterprise", including the shuttle, the name has been around for hundreds of years and will be around for hundreds more.
Aircraft Carrier U.S.S. Enterprise
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by WilRic October 20, 2003
Get the Enterprise mug.Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
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Get the Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise mug.A word used by corporate or headquarters weasel types to condescendingly tell employees that they don’t get the big picture.
Employee: “Why have we been working ten hours of overtime a week that we are not being paid for? This clearly violates the Fair Labor Standards Act.”
Corporate Weasel: “You clearly do not have an enterprise view, if you did you would know that we fuck over all employees on a national level, not just here.”
Corporate Weasel: “You clearly do not have an enterprise view, if you did you would know that we fuck over all employees on a national level, not just here.”
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Get the Enterprise mug.Enterprisey is anything that is clearly part of the enterprise culture.
A culture where buzzy words are often used to talk about simple concepts but they do it that way so they can look smart inside that culture and impress outsiders.
The term enterprisey is used to be explicit on the criticism of such behavior.
A culture where buzzy words are often used to talk about simple concepts but they do it that way so they can look smart inside that culture and impress outsiders.
The term enterprisey is used to be explicit on the criticism of such behavior.
PC guy: this is so cool, how did you improved this software?
mac guy: easy, I've added a delay of 3 seconds to every action and now users are feeling it's enterprisey
small business owner: I'm tired of presenting good projects and getting rejected, what's wrong with these people?
colleague: they only want their bloated, hyperexpensive projects approved because they're trapped in their enterpriseyness. The're surely saying one to each other: "hey, nobody got fired for hiring IBM"
mac guy: easy, I've added a delay of 3 seconds to every action and now users are feeling it's enterprisey
small business owner: I'm tired of presenting good projects and getting rejected, what's wrong with these people?
colleague: they only want their bloated, hyperexpensive projects approved because they're trapped in their enterpriseyness. The're surely saying one to each other: "hey, nobody got fired for hiring IBM"
by sebastianconcept January 19, 2011
Get the enterprisey mug.A small East Texas town of 500 people. Located between Hennerson and Naca-nowhere. There is no mountain and the town is hardly enterprising. Probably the most famous speed trap in Texas (especially for young, good-looking women). Also recently cited for its innovative "jake-brake law". The county is dry, eleven miles to the "Y" (except for Landmarkers who drve to Dallas so no-one will see them in the liquor store). Town slogan: "Flourishing Hypocrisy!"
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