sebastianconcept's definitions
Enterprisey is anything that is clearly part of the enterprise culture.
A culture where buzzy words are often used to talk about simple concepts but they do it that way so they can look smart inside that culture and impress outsiders.
The term enterprisey is used to be explicit on the criticism of such behavior.
A culture where buzzy words are often used to talk about simple concepts but they do it that way so they can look smart inside that culture and impress outsiders.
The term enterprisey is used to be explicit on the criticism of such behavior.
PC guy: this is so cool, how did you improved this software?
mac guy: easy, I've added a delay of 3 seconds to every action and now users are feeling it's enterprisey
small business owner: I'm tired of presenting good projects and getting rejected, what's wrong with these people?
colleague: they only want their bloated, hyperexpensive projects approved because they're trapped in their enterpriseyness. The're surely saying one to each other: "hey, nobody got fired for hiring IBM"
mac guy: easy, I've added a delay of 3 seconds to every action and now users are feeling it's enterprisey
small business owner: I'm tired of presenting good projects and getting rejected, what's wrong with these people?
colleague: they only want their bloated, hyperexpensive projects approved because they're trapped in their enterpriseyness. The're surely saying one to each other: "hey, nobody got fired for hiring IBM"
by sebastianconcept January 19, 2011
Get the enterpriseymug. A dialog about a design.
It's the geekish deconstruction of the creative process behind some designed artifact (material or not).
It's the geekish deconstruction of the creative process behind some designed artifact (material or not).
Joe has written in his blog a designlogue of his new site.
Man, that GAP logo thingy is so screwed I think I'm going to make a designlogue explaining why I think it sucks.
Man, that GAP logo thingy is so screwed I think I'm going to make a designlogue explaining why I think it sucks.
by sebastianconcept November 19, 2010
Get the designloguemug.