endurovision

A pejorative name for the Eurovision Song Contest, suggesting that the contest is long and unexciting, and is thus a test of one's patient endurance.

"Are you going to watch Endurovision this year?" "No, I can't be bothered."

by BJXX November 8, 2007

Gaming Endurance

An ability that one gains after hours upon hours of gaming, of not needing to eat. While in Gaming Endurance state, one cannot perform simple daily tasks like taking out the trash without loosing the ability and feeling hungry again.

Guy 1: Dude, you've been playing WoW like 10 hours straight, aren't you starving?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Gaming Endurance. I can go on for 10 more without breaking sweat..

by Juriel Minimus November 26, 2011

Enturdment

The feeling one gets when one badly needs help but is not popular enough to have friends, not rich enough to have employees, and not powerful enough to have lackeys.

Dave needed help but was suffering from a severe case of enturdment as John and Amy were both indisposed.

by Backpeddle October 4, 2012

Endurocross

A mix of super-cross and enduro held indoors over obstacles resembling a trials track. Tracks incorporate various elements of off-road riding, including rocks, boulders, logs, sand, mud, a water-hole and special obstacles (like giant tires). Riders usually crash numerous times. Pretty much the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Person 1: "Hey, you wanna go over to that off road park and do some Enduro riding?"
Person2: "Sounds fun, but I'd rather ride Motocross."
Person 1: "Why don't we just ride some Endurocross?"
Person 2: "Good idea!"

by Fazerman7 September 19, 2011

Ennard

A pile of wires my cat pooped out and then scooped Eggs Benedict but who tf names there child's eggs benedict

Emo spaghetti ennard is gay

by Michael f.cking afton October 16, 2020

enturbulate

Not a real word. Invented and used by Scientologists as if it was, normally providing humorous results.

"Hey man, stop trying to enturbulate us and our religion!"

by Lord Xenu December 8, 2007

ennui

A sense of apathy and lassitude brought about by either societal or personal stagnation. Akin to languor, but more closely tied to existentialism and post-war Europe.

As seen in the film L'Avventura, by Michelangelo Antonioni. As characterized in post-war European literature.

by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004