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(adj.) a toxic ass family who should definitely give their eldest daughter all their money to make up for it

(p.s: for therapy ofc not beauty products)
I'm gonna cut off that ennis family until I'm rich as Dr. Phil!! I don't need his help, I need his MONEY!!!!!
by galprocrastinates November 21, 2023
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ennis del mar

The love of Jack twist , and the love of millions of Brokeback fans around the world, Charming and loveable
Ennis del mar embraces Jack twist because he is the love of his life, The dozy embrace.
by Adam22 August 22, 2006
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Ennis Joslin

Anything that's anything. Can be a substitute for any word.
Ennis joslin derived from a road sign that was driven past in Corpus Christi, TX, 1973 when a young lad named Jlaw said "I'm just joshin with you," to which another lad by the name of BRT immediately replied "I'm just ennis joslin' with you," with an emphasis on ennis joslin' like no other. From that moment forward the lads began to replace different words or phrases with "ennis joslin." An example of this would be "Ahh, I'm ennis joslin' all over myself right now." The lads later determined that ennis joslin could be used for any verb on planet earth, but later discovered that ennis joslin could be used for any word at all. So what could ennis joslin be classified as you ask? Is it a noun? A verb? An antecedent or a demonstrative pronoun? There's only one possible solution - It's an ennis joslin, which could be defined as the following: anything anybody wants it to be. It is the most scrumtralescently beautiful ennis joslin ever conceived by human beings.
by Doctor Bananas April 12, 2008
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Ennis, Tx

A small town south of Dallas full of snarky bitches and asshats who used to be cheerleaders and football players before getting pregnant at 19 and settling down in waxahachie. Ennis is known for the purple weeds that grow every April. The drinking water smells like fish oil and shit stains because of the equally nasty lake that the water comes from. If you’re looking for a place that will cater to your every need (so long as you’re white, simi-rich, and a man) then ennis Texas is the place for you!!
Please, for the love of God, don’t move to ennis, Tx! I beg you! Oh God please stay away! Please.
by HaiHai010 May 21, 2019
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Ennis Elbow

Relates to the Heptathlete Jessica Ennis.

What you suffer from after "watching" the female athletes the at the Olympics. Certainly a dangerous injury caused by a Wackoff Marathon
I got so excited watching the womens beach volleyball, I think I've got Ennis elbow.
by The Belch August 21, 2012
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mrs. ennis

The worst mother fucking teacher in the entire world. Cant even laugh in her class.
by Ennis Class November 29, 2016
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Jackson Ennis

A band member who has a saxophone kink (he is 6’4”, too tall, we must cut off his legs)
Jackson Ennis is gay in his own way
Definition:idk
by I am Asian, you disappoint December 15, 2021
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