A British girl with a very loose vagina
Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.
by Mo-nica May 4, 2019
Get the English muffinmug. When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.
That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!
by vegas8ball April 6, 2010
Get the English Muffin Assmug. A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.
by ilackabettername August 3, 2012
Get the english muffin topmug. Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.
Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;
by Hexing July 24, 2010
Get the English Muffin Pizzamug. by _0i May 6, 2019
Get the Sky the English Muffinmug. Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.
Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning
by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008
Get the The Smelly English Muffinmug. by 69englishmuffin May 11, 2018
Get the 69 English muffinmug.