English muffin 

A British girl with a very loose vagina

Mark: you I got some English muffin last night after we left the bar

Zack: ew, bro. Stop going for those hoes and get a real girl.

English muffin by Mo-nica May 4, 2019

English Muffin 

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

English Muffin by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

English Muffin Ass 

When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.

That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!

English Muffin Ass by vegas8ball April 6, 2010

english muffin top 

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.

There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.

english muffin top by ilackabettername August 3, 2012

English Muffin Pizza 

Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.

Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;

English Muffin Pizza by Hexing July 24, 2010

english muffin time 

Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed

"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"

"Nah thats too early, how about 8"

english muffin time by exceptional September 5, 2013

english muffin top 

when a girl has a muffin top as a result of eating too many english muffins

By golly, that girl with the english muffin top has been eating english muffins all day long!

english muffin top by ohhfiasco February 3, 2010