The Braden Evasion

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful

Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.

by Braden Desrochers November 22, 2007

Enarion

A continent which houses many professions, but fishing is the most less rewarding. Some people hate Enarion, some don't so it can be very confusing at times.

Oh you're a fisher? Best do not go to Enarion!

by ThatFishingGuy February 9, 2021

Text evasion

When someone who is too lazy to actually text or call you themselves, has another person text for them, usually with some pathetic excuse, like their phone has bad reception.

Your brother wants to break plans with your so he has his girlfriend text you , with a text evasion instead, "Kyle won't be able to make it today and wanted me to let you know, his phone isn't working very good."

by Loo Loo McGoo February 17, 2010

Text Evasion

When you text someone to ask them a question that you need a response to, but they don't text you back and never give you an answer or a reason.

Guy 1: Dude, I texted Greg to see if he could give us the tickets for the concert, but he never texted me back.

Guy 2: That is total text evasion.

by Cwakk October 30, 2008

debt evasion

The act of deliberately not paying a unpaid debt.

Man #1: That dude aint paid you yet!?

Man #2: Naw, man. When I find him, he's gonna know debt evasion isn't a wise choice.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

advanced evasion tactics

A phrase used by pussys to cover the the fact they are running from you

P1 ur such a pussy all you do is run

P2 no i was using advanced evasion tactics

by Epicsniperb0y May 24, 2021

Evasion Technician

A wheelman that specializes in purposely evading or out driving Law Enforcement personnel, usually in lieu of a crime having been committed.
*NOTE* Not everyone who attempts to 'run from the Cops' is an Evasion Technician. The title implies a professional that uses the best of equipment, (not a stolen hoopty) and is successful in their evasions.

Ron: We all knew Officer Miller hid his patrol car behind the guard-rail just past the culvert, and never let anyone get out of a ticket when he nabbed them... Until, Tony passed him up doin' a buck sixty.
James: Why? What what happened with Tony?
Ron: Oh, Tony is an Evasion Technician.

by KRASH! July 26, 2007