When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!
A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.
by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007
Get the Improvised Explosive Device mug.The ability to make up fake German words on the spot and to say them in such an angry tone it sounds like a national socialist rally
Todd: *using improvised German* “GESPACHT UND GENÄSCHT, DIE WÖHTGETRUNKEN IM DAS GEMÜGE!
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
Steve: *compelled to salute* “HEIL”
by Cum faggot May 20, 2019
Get the Improvised german mug.In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".
Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!
Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!
"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"
"Jeepers - that was close!"
"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"
"Jeepers - that was close!"
"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"
by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009
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Get the improvise mug.IEC's are used by our friends in the funny hats... They are not quite as complex as IED's (Improvised Explosive Device) which is used by our friends in the middle east, because the funny hat people dont have the technological advancements yet. If you were to ever get in your car and an IEC went of, possible side effects include rashes, funny smell, and death.
Muslim 1 - "Holy Sh*t dude! That Durga just blew up an Improvised Explosive Curry bomb. Allah! If they start using those on us we have no chance of our Jihad raids."
Muslim 2 - "Too bad we don't know how to use curry like that."
Muslim 2 - "Too bad we don't know how to use curry like that."
by The Guptanator January 11, 2009
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