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embroidery

Slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. It involves stitching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the vaginal membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using vaginal lining. A less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the vagina that will burst during intercourse.

This procedure is usually undergone to recreate a "proof of virginity" before a wedding.
Woman 1: "Shit, I'm getting married in a month! What will he say when he finds out I'm not a virgin?"

Woman 2: "Don't worry, just get an embroidery and you'll be fine."
by Pseudo Nayme November 18, 2013
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Embroidery sauce

The bullshit you give your friends when their name starts with e
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emorid💔

emorid💔 is a new cult, made by www.boburnham..com ‘s emo typo, a cult that’ll grow bigger than your mom, bigger than her tits, bigger than her ass, it’ll grow so big, even your emo bf will join.
cannesb3ans: hey, have you joined the emorid💔 cult??

you (ugly cow): no, ew?...
cannesb3ans: you must perish.
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Emoreidinjail

“omg look at this bird!”

“Dude its name is emoreidinjail and has a human head and a bird body wtf”
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embroidry

embroidry is something dirty elisea gets horny about it
bering so horny about embroidry
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embroidry

embroidry is something dirty elisea gets horny about it
bering so horny about embroidry
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Sonic Embroider

A Sonic embroider is a thing that looks like a key for me, but "Timekeeper Cookie" has the Sonic Embroider on her hand. To open wormholes you need to spin the Sonic embroider to go through it, "Timekeeper Cookie" can bend the time-space continuum and blink two times forwards. Once you get it into your hand Something will happen
Guy 1: Woah! What is that on your hand?
Guy 2: it's a Sonic embroider.
Guy 1: How did you get it?
Guy 2: It's a long story...
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