EMB

the act of eating one's butthole...tossing one's salad...

shut up you hhhhwang, you can EMB

by duffy sisters August 03, 2006

EMB

Emergency Medical Blowjob.
Jared Harmon couldn't get his EMS license, so he went to college (the library) and learned how to give EMB's, Emergency Medical Blowjobs.

John: Man my girlfriend has to work tonight.

Max: Just call Jared, he will administrate a cure for your heartache with an Emergency Medical Blowjob!

by Vigilante DB October 26, 2003

embed

A journalist embeded (ie: deployed with) coalition forces during Operation Iraqi Freedom.

I just saw a hideous story from a british embed.

by Read-Admiral Noodle March 20, 2003

EMBE

A really really really hot guy that is in ffa

see that guy over there? yeah. well thats embe

by i forgot March 09, 2004

nice embed

A phrase commonly used when one fails to get their posted image/gif/link embedded, most commonly on Discord.

"image address"
"Nice embed dumbass"

by Chili Doge February 11, 2021

Epic Embed Fail

When a user post's a gif but it just so happens they dont have embed perms (The ability to post an embedded link)

"Yo ima post a gif in general its gonna be really funny"
"Crap wait it didn't work"
Somebody in chat: "HAHA Epic Embed Fail!"

by SpiderSamYT March 25, 2021

Epic embed fail

When you post a gif, mainly on discord, and it fails to embed, therefore showing up only as a link.

person 1: "look at this funny gif"
*posts gif and it only shows up as a link*
person 2: Epic embed fail lmao

by ValorX April 06, 2021