Human descendants forn the book THE TIME MACHINE. Eloi are retarded, weak, androgynous homos who get get their asses kicked by MORLOCKS, another human descendant.
by Conservative21 May 12, 2010
Get the Eloi mug.The smartest stupid-ass you'll ever meet. The one person that you actually felt connected to. His voice calmed you down. His laugh was the only thing that you ever want to hear for the rest of your life. He made your bad days ok and your ok days good and your good days fucking immaculate. His personality, his humor and even his smell and music taste meant the world to you. He was just so *warm* and he loved ramen and video games. Everything about him, you loved. You just wish he could've loved himself like you did. You wish he could've held on longer. And you wish that you could've done something. He was special, and there would never be anyone like him again. He was an angel sent to you, but he deserved more than what life had to offer him.
by bluemonkey2550602 January 25, 2022
Get the Eloy mug.Most commonly the nicest kindest girl in their friend group. She is always impeccable at sports and most things she does. She normally has the biggest smile and the happiest laugh. A lot of their last names begin with an M. They have the best healthiest hair too!!!
Guy 1: Oh wow look at that chick, what’s her name?
Guy 2: Elois
Guys 1: well not a surprise her names Elois
Guy 2: Elois
Guys 1: well not a surprise her names Elois
by Cheezie October 27, 2020
Get the elois mug.The last words of christ, said just before he died. Can be said by others when they feel they have been let down. Translation to English is
"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"
"My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?"
"And when the sixth hour had come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?" which means, "My God, My God, why hast Thou forsaken Me?" ... And Jesus uttered a loud cry, and breathed His last. And the curtain of the Temple see Temples was torn in two, from top to bottom. And when the centurion, who stood facing Him, saw that He thus breathed His last, he said, "Truly this man was the Son of God!" (Mark 15:33-34,37-39 RSV)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Get the dirty eloy mug.Eloi is a really good person, you can trust him. He’s funny and he can bake good cakes. If you have a eloi, keep it. You have a literal treasure with you. Love u eloi <3
by annnnna November 21, 2021
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