Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Dock Ellis bitch

exclamation; used when having navigated a difficult situation while under the influence. (2) n. the event of being inebriated while functioning at something meant for people who are sober such as working or performing brain surgery.


Named for Dock Ellis, the Padres pitcher who took three tabs of LSD and accidentally pitched a no-hitter.

"High as hell AND I passed the bar exam. Dock Ellis, bitch!"
"I pulled a straight up Dock Ellis bitch at school today."
"Yeah, I'm drunk. And I'm calling you from the cockpit, homie! Dock Ellis bitch!"

by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005

Dock Ellis

Pitcher for the Pittsburgh Pirates who threw a no hitter high on LSD

"I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria. I was zeroed in on the (catcher's) glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times. The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me." - Dock Ellis

by Ben Meninga August 19, 2008

Don Grady v. John Ellis

The ultimate battle of two men whose names speak for themselves. Don Grady would win every presidential election without John Ellis running against him. In that election, it would be difficult to say who would win, but John Ellis seems to be more popular and would probably win. Don Grady should then be given the Vice Presidency due to his popularity also. John Ellis and Don Grady are our heroes.

"Dude, did you hear about that presidential election Don Grady v. John Ellis?"
"Wait, you mean the one between Barack, Hillary, and John?"
"Nah, man. I'm talking about Grady v. Ellis."
"Ahh, yeah, that election was tight. And by tight I mean awesome."
"I feel you man. What a move John Ellis made by selecting Grady as his VP, such a virtuous and humble man that Ellis is."
"Hell yeah. The country is in good hands with Ellis and Grady at the reins."

by CJ25INC February 25, 2008

Dirty Ellis

To cut the string on your banjo (circumcise one's self) in the act of sex and then proudly announcing it to the public.

Hey guys, I've done a dirty Ellis. Any advice on how to fix it?

by LVL2 March 28, 2020

dustin ellis

Probably the coolest person ever to walk the hallways of my school. He makes the felas say ooooh, and the hoochies wanna scream.

There goes Dustin, (women screaming in the backround)

by Will Thomas March 11, 2005

Danny Ellis

An Irish musician who plays a variety of instruments and has a voice that can be described as orgasmic. He is very talented and had a tragic life.

Whenever i hear Danny Ellis's CD 800 Voices, I want to cry or watch Song For A Raggy Boy.

by Katya R. January 28, 2009