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Electric Eel

First, you sit down to take a crap with an electric charge. Your crap is long enough to touch your asshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the crap, giving you a tingly sensation in the butt cheeks.
It was so dry out today that when I pooped, my electric eel made my ass cheek hairs stand on end.
by skier1437 May 6, 2011
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Electric Eel

Plugging an extension cord into the wall, splicing the cord, wrapping the cord around your dick and jumping into a pool.
1. Well, I just failed a test that will help me graduate college. I am going to electric eel myself.

2. Person #1 "Hey how did you do on that test?"

Person #2 "How about you play the electric eel game.."
by The Man who did this May 14, 2014
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electric eel

The act of rubbing your socks on carpet and then touching your penis on another persons nose in order to give a stactic shock on the nose of the other person.
"Dude take a picture. I'm about to electric eel this guy passed out on the couch."
by PeprSprayYoFace August 5, 2012
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The act of a man or woman having sex while either:

A. The man tases himself right as he is climaxes which transfers the electric shock to the woman

B. The woman tases herself as the man is climaxing causing him to receive the electric shock

C. The man and woman both tase themselves as soon as one or both of them climaxes
Yeah man, the sparks were flying last night between me and that chick...especially when we did the Electric Eel. I haven't been able to get it up for a week now.
by FattUnit April 29, 2011
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golden electric eel

When a chic urinates on ur penis and you then pee in a toaster avoiding electrocution.
"Dude, a chic i once knew pissed all over my johnson so i pissed in her toaster because we were in the bathroom and she likes to keep a toaster handy so she can eat and shit. Cut a long story short i avoided electrocution and this then became a game i passed on to my son and told him it was the 'golden electric eel' game"
by eel boy January 18, 2009
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when a girl fucks a guy with a strap-on electric vibrator.
guy: "oooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
(girl then puts on strap-on vibrator, and anally fucks him)
by Rohypnol October 21, 2008
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Electric Eel

The act of leaving a floating turd in someone's hot tub while jerking off at the same time.
The other night, while Curtis was jerking off in Troy's hot tub, he accidentally squeezed an electric eel out.
by Eel Master May 25, 2009
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