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electrocute

To kill something using electricity. In common usage, the word is incorrectly used as a synonym to "shock," which means to apply electricity to. This usage being far-spread does not make it correct, however.
Incorrect: My science teacher electrocuted me when I entered the classroom. (Unless your science teacher is a murderer.)

Correct: The man, condemned for third degree manslaughter and arson, was electrocuted.
by Anonymous_YXZ September 9, 2008
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Erectionaut

One who explores an erection with great enthusiasm, ferocity, and wonder.
"My ex-girlfriend was such an erectionaut. Every time we were together, she explored my cock like an astronaut on a never-before-seen planet. Good thing she didn't stab a flag into it like Neil Armstrong did to the moon."
by JoeRogue December 19, 2013
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electroneum

Jim: I need to invest in some Cryptocurrency.

Bill: why not try the UK's first Cryptocurrency, it's called Electroneum.
by Butlerjay87 November 6, 2017
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electrontube

An immature kid who got busted by the ATF and FBI for being a dumbass and showing everyone on the internet his illegally made machine gun.
Didja hear about electrontube? He got pwned man!
by Dale March 16, 2005
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ElectroKlutz

Have you ever been to a party at someone's house and you leaned up against the stove, changed the TV by hitting the remote with your butt, or accidently flipped on the garbarge disposal switch? Well you are an ElectroKlutz!
Lee: Hey Jenna, why is the oven on at 450? are you baking something? Jenna: No, OMG, I'm such an ElectroKlutz...I must have turned it on with my butt.
by Jenna-84 June 21, 2009
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ElectroFagtronica

ElectroFagtronica is a new genre of music officially coined by Popstar Brandon Hilton. Its a mixture of Pop, Electro & catchy synth vocals.
Brandon Hilton's ElectroFagtronica makes me wetter than hurricane katrina!
by Shonda Louise Jackson April 14, 2010
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Electrocution

A sex act in which a penis is inserted into an eye socket.
You remember that chick with the eye patch? She gave me electrocution last night, brah.
by MrPang October 14, 2010
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