elderly school

like "old school", but in reference to really old (i.e. elderly) folks.

Damn G, my gramps was kickin' it elderly school last night!"

by Chet Braunschweig November 09, 2007

elderly school

a school of tough rap created by elderly people.

Yo, Money! Gerry Geriatric is rhymin' at the club tonight! Bringin' it elderly school!!!!!

by Stanley Turrentine November 24, 2007

Elderly Jams

When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.

Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."

by Mez1 June 05, 2011

Elderly Watering Syndrome

When you take a piss and your urine is a dark black, like the elderly candy black licorice.

John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.

by ClownJuice August 23, 2021

Elderly spaghetti head

A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.

Ex: Kyle: ok, boomer

Ellie: you Elderly spaghetti head

by Egirl23 December 03, 2019

gay midget elderly porn

The greatest thing in the history of the world

I just jacked off to that gay midget elderly porn

by Andy you suck March 18, 2016

Elderly

Used in reference to people of immense age. While typically only applicable to those 65 and older, special exceptions are made for those born on September 8th, 2003 specifically. These people constitute being referred to as "old hags".

"Daym you seen dat girl Rizzy? She an old hag! Hella elderly"-Everyone

by branananabert January 26, 2023