by Chet Braunschweig December 03, 2007
by Stanley Turrentine December 25, 2007
When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.
Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."
by Mez1 November 22, 2011
John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.
by ClownJuice August 22, 2021
by Egirl23 December 02, 2019
by Andy you suck July 20, 2016
(n.): the progressive decay of critical thinking, attention span, and real-world engagement in older adults, often induced by algorithmic content loops, isolation, and overexposure to digital media designed for passive consumption.
by agnes p April 18, 2025