Elbert County

An exurban Denver-area county for former Californians to play pretend cowboy in.
In Elbert County, our catchphrase is "aaaaahhhh" because suffocation is commonplace at our Mount Everest elevation.
Elbert County is predicted to double in population thanks to Lennar, yet there will still be only one 2-lane highway in the county. No worries, all 72,302 daily commuters can share that one westbound lane, it's a stroke of pure genius.
Your chronically dry eyes (elevation-related) will see plenty of nature from behind your windshield, on your 99 minute daily commute. That is, when you are not experiencing head-on collisions, black ice collisions, t-bone collisions, and wildlife collisions enjoying our county's ONLY highway.
Thankfully, our county is consistently 10 degrees COLDER than Denver, because Colorado is notorious for being hot.
Most days, it is not discernable from any other Kansas locale, save for the insane cost of living.

If you live or have recently moved here - Welcome to the Retardation Chamber!

"You paid $600,000 for a house 3 hours and 53 miles from your work? That is very unintelligent!"
"Oh no, you see, I live in ELBERT COUNTY, so this is justifiable for some reason!"

by New Mexican November 24, 2019

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Elahe

the most beautiful girl in the world. she's a goddess. can be annoying sometimes but fun to hang out with. you'll fall in love with her more and more every second you spend with her and you just can't get enough of her but she will broke your heart eventually

Elahe is the love of my life

by giseele September 17, 2018

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esabella

She's the girl you can never forget, the one always stuck on your mind. She has the best qualities, the most loyal friends and always has the best atmosphere around her. She's intelligent, caring, strong-willed, and most likely the most impressive woman you'll ever meet. Usually she's sarcastic but you'll be drawn in with her enchanting aura and looks. Her name isn't the only thing unique about her.

"That girl is beyond amazing." "Yeah, she's a real catch, a.k.a an Esabella."

by Esabellatheenchantresss December 3, 2016

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Ezabel

Ezabel is a Persian name given to a crazy woman who you’ll drive you insane everyday.she’ll complain constantly but you’ll never meet another girl like her again.she has soft brown gentle eyes with shining curly hair.she’s beautiful in every aspect especially to those who value her highly like me.she deserves to be put in a pedestal and worshiped with nothing but your full heart.She may be a gremlin and make you hate life at one point but there’s no one on earth I would rather spend my life with than her.Her personality is like no other and finding someone to replace her is a near enough impossible task.she’s everything to her bf and the love he has for her cannot be put into simple words.there aren’t many definitions under her name because of how unique she is but I hope this definition can somewhat make her smile(that’s my favourite thing about her).

Ezabel:
Beg#1:did you see that beautiful Iranian queen walk past
Beg#2:the one with the small waist and cute laugh
Beg#3:yh I saw her but she belongs to her lover and her soulmate.

by Mizz2323 April 18, 2022

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elameno

elameno is the word put between the letters 'K' and 'P' during the 'Alphabet Song' sung by children.
This often comes when singing the song at some speed.
No origin of the word is known but it can be assumed that it was used after the song was widely used.

"A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELAMENO, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z..."

by Martin Bassnett March 24, 2008

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