erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

by Jake February 1, 2004

pornlovian erectile dysfunction

Pornlovian erectile dysfunction is the Pavlovian effect with increasing tolerance to pornographic material on bio-mental arousal fuctions..functions

He watched so much porn dredged from the murky hulls of the DarkNet, he had full blown Pornlovian erectile dysfunction

by Freyjawired August 5, 2018

Erectile Dysfunction

I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see

give me my Erectile Dysfunction mug.

by Spook404 January 30, 2020

erectile dysfunction

When a man's soldier won't salute.

Man 1: I'm suffering from erectile dysfunction
Man 2: And you call yourself a man?

by FrenzyMedia August 5, 2016

Electile Dysfunction

When you cannot get turned on by a presidential candidate

Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.

by Ret;-;rd April 8, 2017

Erectile Dysfunction

When ur dick don't work

bruh he got erectile dysfunction lol

by elonmuskishot April 26, 2020

electile dysfunction

Failure of the general populace to vote in any given election.

Voter apathy regarding this election is certainly reflected by this year's electile dysfunction.

by memphotank November 2, 2010