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ejectile dysfunction

noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010
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Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.
8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"
by Carbinator July 8, 2015
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eject

what a guy does when he has an orgasm, kinda like ejeculation.
ohhh shit, im about to eject, open your mouth!
by saraaaho December 9, 2008
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Electabuzz

That one electric pokemon that you used to see everywhere but no one gave a shit about it.
me: Hey dude, remember Electabuzz.

Dude: Fuck no nigga, I got a mothafucking scyther!!
by mattmorriz August 10, 2009
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double heel ejection

The event resulting when a skier blows out of both ski bindings at the heel pieces in a forward fall.
Shit son, I stuffed my ski tips into that bump and had a double heel ejection.

The powder was so deep, my skis went submarine and I did a double heel ejection.
by The Snow Prophet May 12, 2010
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erectangle

A condition found in males in which the penis, when erect, takes the form of a rectangular prism.

This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.
"oh damn, your dick is shaped like a rectangle? This'll be interesting" - thats what she said.

"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)
by A∫B January 28, 2010
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eject the warp core

Originally a Star Trek phrase. It is now a phrase used when taking a shit.
"I'm going to go to the bathroom and eject the warp core!"
or
"I've ejected the warp core!"
by Renegaderocket August 17, 2011
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