by Erisha b October 11, 2020
Get the Erisha mug.A Billie Eilish Locals is someone very annoying who likes to over use the term “Avocado” and over play the song “Bad Guy” lastly, the love to self promote and all use the same picture of billie eilish from bellyache.
by billieeilishs December 16, 2019
Get the Billie Eilish Locals mug.Eilish Syndrome (AKA Attention-Deficient Egocentrism Disorder) is a debilitating birth defect which substantially damages brain development of the tweenage females. Patients develop a compulsive need for attention and sympathy from everyone within range of possible contact. Often this is to compensate for crippling low self-worth and low popularity status in social circles. The name refers to the rates of this disorder among spoiled tweenage Billie Eilish fans. This disorder is extremely difficult to treat as it can be indistinguishable from other illnesses such as Down Syndrome, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Attention Whorism, and being a manipulative asshole
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler.
Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
Alicia's snapchat story: YO FAM, ISTG I'M SO DONE WITH PEOPLE NOBODY FUCKING TALK TO ME. I'M DELETING ALL SOCIAL MEDIA Y'ALL ARE BARE SNAKES, IF YOU SB YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED, I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS DEPRESSION.
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
Greg(reacting): uh what happened, is she okay?
Bobert(also reacting): nah, she'll be fine in 15 minutes, it's just Eilish Syndrome
by Alcoholic Semen Thrower 69 June 17, 2019
Get the Eilish Syndrome mug.Eilish is a amazing and such a pretty girl she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet and is willing to give up anything for her friends and she will become very sad at times but wiill pretend she’s fine so be careful with an eilish
by The ture bish June 8, 2018
Get the Eilish mug.by billieionaire June 14, 2018
Get the Billie Eilish mug.This is a girl who has everything going for her. They are very rare not only because of the rare name but because of the combination of excellent personality and beautiful physical features. They have a clouded past that can cause some problems but they are strong women who don't let the past get in the way of what's going well for them in the present. They have a weird sense of humor but when you get to know them, it grows on you and brings out the weirdness in you in a good way and before you know it, you have fallen in love with Erisa and you never want to let her leave. Having a banging body sure doesn't hurt either as an Erisa always will. If you meet one, snatch her up and never let her go because she will love you with all her heart.
by Lionieyh April 22, 2018
Get the erisha mug.A young talented girl (singer/songwriter). she's slandered for being a famous teenager for openly speaking up about youth mental health. Billie is often misunderstood by many, thinking her only emotions are sadness and "glorifying mental health" in her songs. Some of her fans are 12 year old girls/boys pretending to be depressed and use Billie's songs to somehow "prove" they're depressed (when they're actually not and most likely don't even understand her songs like those white girls happily dancing to songs about gang stuff and drugs on tiktok). People make shit up like she thinks she's "nOt LikE OtHER girLs" because of her oversized clothes but she's made it clear that it's because of personal insecurities and call her untalented while they go n listen to some NBA young boy and marshmallow type shit.
Person: *listens to one fucking Billie Eilish song*
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: EW are you like fake depressed or something?
Person: No?
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: Well then why are you listening to Billie Eli?
Person: Why not? I just think it's catchy it's not that deep man..
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: EW are you like fake depressed or something?
Person: No?
A dumbass self absorbed cunt: Well then why are you listening to Billie Eli?
Person: Why not? I just think it's catchy it's not that deep man..
by mybigfuckingego February 4, 2021
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