five eight

Australian rhyming slang, commonly used within Australian prison systems describing your best mate - partner in crime.

I’m heading to the coast with my five eight

by _..._ December 10, 2017

Egham

Egham (or simply 'the ham') is a small town/village in the county of Surrey. Some of it's many charming attractions include Egham Essentials where you can purchase a large amount of non-essential equipment such as hand cuffs, plastic flowers and Michael Jackson posters or Strode's College whose students can be found in stoners park or Tesco. Egham also boasts a Budgens which stocks everything you could even need when high at 3am.

where are you going on holiday?
EGHAM!

by doitinthenose February 25, 2011

Eight Monks

A group of eight highly talented and enlightened individuals, each commonly referred to as a G.O.A.T in their respective areas of expertise. Each individual in this group is always in higher state of existence, way above everyone else and the haters out there!

All hail the goat and the eight monks!

by boochslaya August 18, 2019

Eighth-Grade Syndrome

When someone around the age of 12-15 get engrossed into one topic such as a TV show or video game, and believes they are a part of it in the form of a Character or possessing the powers from the show or video game. In other cases, influences from shows or video games may not even be a cause.

Surprisingly, this is a quite serious phenomenon that happens in real life, and not just something that appears in the show “Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai” as where it is most commonly known.

Symptoms may range from full-on costume wearing with quotes used within their everyday conversations, from acting completely normal with only them believing in themselves having some sort of power.

A common example of a subtle version of this syndrome would be kids having thoughts such as “I’m smarter than anyone” or “No one can understand my thoughts, It’s too complicated”.

“Ugh, that kid has Eighth-Grade Syndrome. He must think he’s so cool, when in reality he’s just pure cringe.”

by iNotAotaku June 13, 2020

Eighth-Life Crisis

A variation of half-life and quarter-life crises, due to copious amounts of stress and high school struggles, you are subjected to questions such as "Why am I trying?", "What's the point of going to a good college?" "what will happen if I bomb my AP and SAT exams?"

Person 1: I just failed my calculus exam, so my grade dropped to a C, what is life.
Person 2: Someone's having an eighth-life crisis

by betaji123 May 13, 2016

that 60 an eighth shit

1.) Exceedingly dank marijuana that costs $60.00 in U.S. currency for one eighth (3.5g)

a. What's up dude, what are y'all up to tonight?
b. Not too much man, just gettin' some dank.
a. Oh, word? Is it that 60 an eighth shit?
b. Duh.

by Carker October 7, 2009

Endless Eight

The ultimate troll by Japanese company Kadokawa, after a series of bad marketing, delays and misinformation related to the second Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya season, which culminated in the "Nice Boat" incident earlier this year.

They're finally giving fans the second season of Haruhi, but here's the kicker: you have to watch the same episode over and over!

"We've done great so far, but how can we fuck with our fanbase even more?"
"I know just the thing... *Cackles maniacally*"

ENDLESS EIGHT MAN. ENDLESS FUCKING EIGHT

by Nooblender July 8, 2009