1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
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e·go·tes·ti·cle
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.
He thinks he's God's gift to women - so egotesticle.
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That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.
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by Angela2BPecked September 2, 2011
Get the Egotesticle mug.When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.
George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls
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