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Egon is a stupid bear.
Egon by Pandora_panda November 22, 2021
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Egon (E- gon)- A name for someone who disappears a lot.
Oh where the fucks Darren gone now?!”
“What, Egon!”
Yeah! Where the fucks Egon?”
Egon by MasseefErection November 14, 2023

Egon's Law 

Egon's Law comes from the movie "Ghostbusters" and states: "Don't cross the streams". This is in reference to their energy packs, because if the streams are crossed, all existence gets destroyed.

The real-life usage of Egon's Law is applied when two or more men are urinating next to each other, perhaps in a community trough or a row of bushes. If anyone crosses their urine streams, those two have violated Egon's Law (don't cross streams!) and are therefore automatically gay.
Oh no! Perry and Nick violated Egon's Law!!! You guys are SO gay!!!!!

Whoa whoa watch it pal! Don't violate Egon's Law! I don't want to be gay with you!
Egon's Law by Gr33kH3r0 March 10, 2009

Egon Special 

When you stuff a chick's vagina full of marshmallows, then you and a buddy bang her in the same mallow filled hole and cum at the exact same time (crossing the streams) resulting in your dick being covered in a sticky, marshmallowy mess when you pull out. And if that isn't awesome enough, I'm pretty sure you get to nail Sigourney Weaver afterwards!
"We were camping and my ladyfriend got sick of toasting the marshmallows so she asked if I could give her an Egon Special"
Egon Special by DoBeDe May 10, 2009

Egon Smurf 

Egon Smurf is something you scream after you comepletly fucked someone in the ass.
"Oh, ouch, that hurts"
"You got fucking Egon Smurf!"
Egon Smurf by drzinzao November 7, 2017

Egon Clone

An Egon Clone is somebody who looks like Egon, and acts like Egon. They can be in any gender.
A group of Egon Clones kicked my ass and took my lunch money.
Egon Clone by DevilDeadly December 23, 2022