Egghead Mason

This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.

Egghead Mason is such a bitch but he’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.

by clarize March 19, 2020

Egghead

Nehan, it is the only definition

Nehan is an Egghead

by ffjhkfjgh July 13, 2021

Egghead

An egghead is someone who reads books. The word is typically used as an insult. It can also refer to someone with an egg-shaped head. Can also refer to someone stupid.

Rainbow Dash called Twilight Sparkle an egghead for reading so much.
The bald man looked like an egghead.
What an egghead, can't even spell.

by Bunniebee September 24, 2015

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019

Egghead

A perfectly symmetrical shaped head attached to a girl named Itzel Hernandez. The shape of an egg (aka an EGG).

Youre an egghead

by luisj February 11, 2019

the egghead

the greatest philosophical mind of our generation. THE FORMS!!!!!!!

The egghead is wearing a turtleneck and looks quite eggy today if I do say so myself.

by getpu$$y69 March 21, 2022

egghead

To be blessed by god enough to lose all hair gracefully, and become an 'Eggmigo' usually found in suburban areas containing yolk and egg whites inside the brain.

'That lowlife scumbag Phil has an egghead to grace, especially with his gigantic crevits that reflect the sun and contain salty dandruff. Tell him from me i would sincerely wipe a turd on that eggy noggin and slap him with a wet fish.

by Begs_05 July 24, 2006