Eggbert

My name on JKLM. Also a dumbass who speaks like shit.

Man, eggbert is so good at this bombparty game!

Fuck you, Eggbert dickhead.

by eggbertcentral June 11, 2022

eggbert

A name given to a woman who gets fat immediately after marriage.

It's great that you found a partner, but the reality is that she seems like a lightweight eggbert.

by Jason Weiskopf April 06, 2019

Beany Eggbert

A measurement of 15 minutes

I'll be back in a beany eggbert

I'll be back in a few beany eggberts

by mattlong December 02, 2023

Eggbertion

Whenever your friend has any problem, just tell them that they need an eggbertion

Friend: “dude, It’s so cold outside, I can’t feel my hands”
You: “seems like you need an eggbertion”

by Yich December 19, 2019