Eggbert 

An omnipotent being, inconceivable and infinitely impossible to understand. It is a representation for the entire universe, and is thus unable to be understood by the human race.

You have been subjected to the infinite excruciating anguish and tormentation by the being known as eggbert.

Eggbert by Eggbert follower September 12, 2022

Eggbert 

an egg, usually refereed to cooked eggs, such ad boiled, scrambled or poached.

Naomi: no Eggbert for you! I'm eating the last one

Eggbert by Phoenixpotter January 24, 2023

Beany Eggbert 

A measurement of 15 minutes

I'll be back in a beany eggbert

I'll be back in a few beany eggberts

Beany Eggbert by mattlong December 2, 2023

coach eggert 

someone who annoys people by constantly leaving negative comments on one's facebook photos and statuses

coach eggert: hahaha u look gay
person: fu coach eggert it was in 6th grade and i was forced too

coach eggert by sean the indian November 28, 2012

John Egbert 

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.

Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?

John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011

egbert

a kind, caring, passionate, loving, heartfelt person who likes nothing more than surrounding himself with friends and family whenever possible. A shoulder to lean on. He will always be there for u no matter what.

Egbert is awesome.

egbert by egbert67 August 19, 2010

John Egbert 

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John Egbert by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022