etard

a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy

That etard won't stop petting me.

by AG July 10, 2004

ETard

noun (rhymes with Retard).

Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.

You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.

Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.

We rolled so hard we wound up etards.

by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006

Ertard

The name given to EmSixTeen when he is posering on a disabled parking sign.

Em is Ertarded

by x3n0m0rph November 26, 2003

Emtard

The general classification of people who work for Embarq. Using a cross between the name of the company, and the word retard, this term was spawned.

I just got of the phone with an emtard.

Their whole office is full of emtards.

That person is really emtarded.

by The one and only DAN April 22, 2008

ertard

A person who constantly misspells words while chatting.

Freddy is such an ertard; he is always misspelling things in AIM.

by genocidengel November 8, 2003

etarded

(VERB) Derived from the word retard, an etarded person is someone who has slowed down intellectually, often permanately, from the effects of Ecstasy (MDMA).

"Yo, that kid rolled all summer and he's straight up etarded now. I heard on the news you get holes in your brain, that kid is living proof."

by lowcal September 26, 2005

evetard

people who are addicted to eve

when someone talks about eve all the time they are an evetard, also when your friend abandons you yo play eve.

by plater August 9, 2009