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Eenie meenie miney mo

A method of decision making mainly used by young children and stoners, as you go by each object you say 1 of the words until you're done with the phrase... there are two versions of this, version 1 is a process of elimination and version 2 is a more quick method.
v1
"eenie meenie miney mo catch a tiger by the toe if he hollars let him go my momma chooses the very best one and you are not it." (continue until theres 1 item left)
v2 (my favorite)
"eenie meenie miney mo catch a faggot by the toe, my momma chooses the straightest one and you are so it"

these are both done with a specific rhythm.
stoner #1: bro, bong or vaporizer?

stoner #2: idk, eenie meenie miney mo dat shit holmes.
A word to describe smells that emanate from the genital region.

I came up with this when I was a kid, and everyone I have told over the years has loved it and used it. Great to use when needing to be covert (warning friends about people in earshot).
Lashonda smelt eenie after an hour at spin class.

Jamahl was disgusted to realize that the eenie smell was his own junk.
eenie by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019
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Your such an ernin
ernin by thequeenofshit May 29, 2020

eenie meenie teeny weenie 

That guy had an eenie meenie teeny weenie.
A “fuck boy”.
Eein is a “fuck boy24/7.
eein by Barbie jeep July 17, 2021
Eunin is an asian boy. He acts all tough like he's a teddy boy, but he's just a small baby that is totally submissive to his girlfriend wait what-
Hoki: Yo, Jae, I fucked your brother, Eunin with some ice-cubes.
Jae: ..This is why I'm gay.
Eunin by RandomFuFu February 18, 2018

Eenie weenie teenie weenie shrivels little short dick man 

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