college education

Something most people can't afford

Person A: Why are you in so much debt?
Person B: I wanted a college education.

by Katie Hill January 21, 2008

EduCute

A name of a famous and futuristic Youtube Channel.

EduCute has a variety of videos

by Sarwa.... November 5, 2021

Educated Idiot

An Educated Idiot is a person that went to college, but is dumber than a rock. The Educated Idiot feels like he/she is smart, but they screw up everything they get involved in. They have a hard time getting dressed, driving a car, or eating. Only the parents are proud of their Educated Idiot children mainly because they themselvs are also Educated Idiots.

That guy at work has a degree but he's not able to do anything. He must be an educated idiot.

by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009

educated idiot

A person who has a high degree of education, yet lacks the common sense to figure things out that most people can plainly understand. Behavior examples of educated idiots:

1. A double standard usually applies to the educated idiot. They’re above the rules frequently, or so they think.
2. Can lack a moral compass showing how to treat their fellow man like they would like to be treated, but wonders why nobody likes them.
3. They think since they have this high education it gives them superiority over those who couldn’t afford to get the education they possess. That high priced education brings about an ego trip in numerous instances with the educated idiot.

4. Brags about their higher education like everyone is supposed to be impressed. If those people aren’t impressed the educated idiot can’t figure out why we are not.

5. Doesn’t usually treat their friends, spouses, or coworkers with any respect. This results in affairs, lost friendships, etc., etc., yet the educated idiot cannot figure out why this has happened to them.

The education is merely a foot in the door for jobs and a lot of frustrating relationships

“I can’t believe they hired that educated idiot to fill that job opening as a supervisor. She couldn’t even figure out how to do an employee job performance review and had to have one of the hourly clerical people sit beside her to do one!!! Good grief what an educated idiot!!!”

“Gosh, my friend got Jennifer is bragging yet again about the fact she has a masters degree in elementary education. She says she’s going for her doctorate next. Oh, by the way she had to throw in a couple of insult jabs at me due to the fact I’m a waitress for a living. And by the way Tina, she said her husband Jeff has cheated on her again. Yet she refuses to sleep with him!!! God, what a full blown educated idiot she is!!!!”

by TikkiTavi678 August 31, 2020

educate yourself

What someone on the internet says when they want you to see their side of the issue but are too lazy to explain it to you (or don't understand their position themselves). Used in a (usually unjustified) condecending manner.

You don't believe in Particle Physics? Dude, educate yourself!

by Tomfoolery1972 April 4, 2012

american education system/schools

This is the system of education where students do not actually learn how to do anything useful. This is also where you are served food worse than prisons. Each room also has it's own climate. One room might be snowing and have penguins and other might be having a heat wave. And oh man that dress code is great. Teaching young girls that their shoulders must be covered at all times because it's to "distracting" to the guys and they won't be able to focus on work.

The american education system/schools suck.

by TheIronPhynix November 13, 2016

The Education System

An absolute failure of a system that fucks up millions of people's lives that's not only completely outdated and in need of a radical change, but also strips students of their individuality and expects them all to end up in some factory that doesn't even exist anymore.

The education system is basically prison, but we're forced to go through it.

by failüre November 2, 2018