edating

A waste of fucking time

Yo I think I wanna start edating this chick from instagram

Are you stupid? That’s a waste of fucking time bro

by Ursidechick May 14, 2022

ebating

Masturbating to Internet porn or cybersex.

Sorry I wasn't ready in time, I was ebating.

by compustrat August 22, 2012

eDating

Edating is the practice of dating someone over the internet. It is often done by queer teens, as their parents are too shitty to let them date people they know irl

Gay: Yeah, we’ve been eDating for three months now!
Random: eDating never works out
Gay: Some of us have homophobic parents, Jared

by Roxy Lalondoe October 27, 2020

edating

When two nerds fall in love but are too far apart to really date, they edate. This may contain, but is not limited to, sweet talk via IM, skype calls, cybering, nude webcamming, etc.

yosi: i am not edating! person: yes you are! you cyber with nick nonstop! that's edating!

by zboy02043 July 10, 2010

Edubaking

The act of smoking Marijuana or getting stoned, before or during school.

Teacher: Hey where did those two students go?
Student: Oh don't worry about it they will be back soon, they are just edubaking.

by Mr. Stoned September 10, 2012

earbating

1.noun An act of masturbating with ear. Usually an act of listening to trance/progressive/techno music in which the ear is masturbating by itself when the music segues into the dramatic climax of the song resulting in eargasm.

2.verb To masturbate in the form of eargasmic act.

1. The tune mixed by Markus Schulz is worth earbating.

2. My friends all had earbated after attending a trance gig in London.

by arambai August 3, 2010

egobating

the act of videotaping ones selfe masterbating, then masterbating to that video.

i used to think my dad was normal but i cought him egobating the other day.

by reconwolf117 May 19, 2011