edison 

Snow king.
(Dandruff)

'oh,no, he's edisoning snow'

edison by Anonymous of Rutland March 16, 2017

Edison 

A man of Albanian descent. Edison's are usually characterized by their incredible ability to steal stealthily and swiftly. They also tend to hang around suburban areas and can be seen from afar because of their stylistic choices: For example, they tend to wear two colors and only two, black and white. They also have a weird mood and sense of humor, as both can change drastically in the matter of minutes or even seconds.

Man: Where's my wallet?! It must've gotten stolen!
Man 2: Probably was a Edison.

Edison by Billx-1 December 3, 2021

Edison 

A town in New Jersey where the population is widely diverse. Asians take the majority of the population(approximately 53%) exceeding the number of Caucasian and African- Americans families in the town. Proudly known for their over-achieving schools, John P. Stevens High School and Edison High School.

#1: Hey where do you live?
#2: I live in Edison
#1: They have mad brown people

Edison by BrownAllstar July 16, 2006

Edison 

Attempting to flirt but failing like crazy

Hey stop trying to flirt like edison

Edison by JLAI April 17, 2018

Edison 

The collective noun for a group of consumer electronic devices.

Since 2000, there has been an Edison of internet enabled consumer devices in the living room.

Edison by YolandaSmartie April 17, 2009

edison 

a novel idea; from Thomas Edison and his inventions.

Dude, I just had an edison--let's pregame at Matty's house and then go out to the bars.

edison by Salvo October 19, 2007

Edison 

A way of being jipped for your creativity. You have a good idea and someone claims it as your Edison moment. Therefore you receive no reward.

"Hey, all you get is a dumb lightbulb as Edison thought of your idea!"

Edison by Dr R Swank January 22, 2009