Edison

A kind and loving friend who is always kind to everyone and is excellent in everything.
Thank you for being my friend

THANK YOU EDISON

by Davisposisto December 11, 2018

the edison

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.

Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.

by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015

Edison

A person who is so smart he's dumb

My name is Edison and I get A+

by 3410 October 18, 2019

Edison

A tesla that's been stolen

Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?

by ♥🗺☠ February 9, 2023

Edison

Best basketball player, handsome, smart and snatches hoes on demand. He is a Puerto Rican god and part of the greatest group known to man, Dream Team.

I wish I could be like Edison one day.

by El Sancho de mexico July 7, 2017

Edisoned

1. When you are the original creator of something, only to have someone else take the credit.

"Hey! Did you hear? Calvin just invented a new version of Hide-and-Seek. It's called Hide-and-Scream."

"But that was my idea. That bastard Edisoned me!"

by DarkPugLord23 November 8, 2019

Edisoning

A continual streak of invention or innovation. Named after the great American Inventor Thomas Edison who invented over a thousand things including motion pictures and the phonograph.

"Riaz is Edisoning right now. He just invented three new cocktails and coined a new killer word Pocket Muffin.

by Fatrazmo November 27, 2013