Edison

A kind and loving friend who is always kind to everyone and is excellent in everything.
Thank you for being my friend
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The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.
Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.
by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015
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Edison

A person who is so smart he's dumb
My name is Edison and I get A+
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Edison

A tesla that's been stolen
Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?
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Edison

Best basketball player, handsome, smart and snatches hoes on demand. He is a Puerto Rican god and part of the greatest group known to man, Dream Team.
I wish I could be like Edison one day.
by El Sancho de mexico July 07, 2017
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Edisoned

1. When you are the original creator of something, only to have someone else take the credit.
"Hey! Did you hear? Calvin just invented a new version of Hide-and-Seek. It's called Hide-and-Scream."

"But that was my idea. That bastard Edisoned me!"
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Edison

A man of Albanian descent. Edison's are usually characterized by their incredible ability to steal stealthily and swiftly. They also tend to hang around suburban areas and can be seen from afar because of their stylistic choices: For example, they tend to wear two colors and only two, black and white. They also have a weird mood and sense of humor, as both can change drastically in the matter of minutes or even seconds.
Man: Where's my wallet?! It must've gotten stolen!
Man 2: Probably was a Edison.
by Billx-1 December 03, 2021
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