ebayer

Derogatory term used in online gaming (see MMORPG, MMOG) to describe someone who has not earned the equipment or character they are using. Often high-level players will use eBay to sell premium equipment they have earned in-game, or sometimes sell an entire account, with all characters and equipment, exchanging real-world money for in-game items. This practice is generally discouraged by the companies that produce and host the games. Someone who has acquired their character or gear in this way is generally recognizable by inept game-play, which would not be expected of someone who has actually earned their position.

Player 1: I just met this guy, a level 195 Enforcer wearing a full suit of living dragonscale armor, and he didn't even know how to find the shops in Old Athen.

Player 2: Just another clueless eBayer!

by Evac156 February 22, 2005

Ebayer

Someone who does business on Ebay.com (i.e. buying, selling, trading)

That person is a very good Ebayer. They have a lot of postitive feed back.

by Nym September 21, 2005

ebayer

Some one who ebays way too much

A: Did you know that she sold her grandmother's ashtray on eBay for a ton of cash?
C: Gosh, maybe I shoudl try it
A: Yeah, she is such an ebayer, she bought all her clothes there
B: <pant> Hey! Look what I just found....!

by flippytale January 15, 2004

elayed

Suffering from a form of delayed elation

Whilst I thought I had lost my keys I was elayed to find they were in my pocket.

by 'B'ub July 7, 2017

ebayer

MMO Gaming:

In Massively Multiplayer Online Gaming an "Ebayer" is someone who's gone and bought a high level character off of Ebay. Typically they don't have a clue what they're doing as the ones who do know, don't get found out.

"That level 60 just asked me for directions, what an ebayer".

by Kher. May 13, 2005

ebayer

1) Another name for someone who is mentally retarded.

2) Anyone who's IQ is below 70

Doctor: We're so sorry, Mr and Mrs Smith, but your child was born with Trisomy 21.
Mr and Mrs Smith: You mean...you mean...
Doctor: Yes, I'm affraid that your child is an ebayer... Im so sorry. Down the road, you will probably want to consider institutionalization.

Look at that guy pissing on himself... WHAT AN EBAYER!

I gave that ebayer a 10 dollar bill and they gave me change for a fifty... who says ebayers are useless?

by Pappa-Son December 25, 2004

e-bayed

Where someone or something belonging to a person has been put up as an item up for sale on eBay.

"Look, Kieron Dyer is on eBay."
"Hey, Joe, someone put your mum on eBay."
"Hey look, you've been e-bayed!"

by Man On The Run May 3, 2008