eaton

an englishman with an inclination to be a gangsta in every situation. Often used as a term of endearment.

Did you SEE that eaton? My my, what a gangsta!

by todd eaton March 30, 2005

Long Eaton

A Town a few miles out from the center of Nottingham, once great in its lace making industry now is just a chav filled shit hole.

My god Long Eatons gone down hill!

by MagickClaire April 10, 2009

Eatonville

A boring little po-dunk town in Washington State with nothing but a market and a motel.

Hick: I live in Eatonville
Stranger:... Where?

by C BJ S May 3, 2008

Eaton, Colorado

A place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...

Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.

That Eaton, Colorado! Everyone there wouldn't stop saying jfff! What is wrong with them?

Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!

by Sitting behind you :P October 12, 2011

Mark Eaton

A man who is unmatchable in power, his magnitude is only topped by the words of Ella Beckham. As he searches for his lifelong love he cannot help but be attracted back to his sister. And his favorite artist is imagine dragons. Baseball is his only talent.

Cmon now Aiden your being a real Mark Eaton right now.

by BigMacDemolisher April 9, 2021

Dorris Eaton

an extremely queer school of faggots and girls who look like men, in walnut creak california, and is run by a queer man lover named jerry ludden

Dude... im so lealous of how big KENDYLS PENIS is

by queer March 17, 2005

The Dorris-Eaton School

A K-8 school for whiny-ass rich kids that pay 30k a year for a school that makes them slowly want to die. You can spot them in groups of 5 in the San Ramon city center or Walnut creek talking about math. They typically only wear Hollister or Brandy Melville and Under Armor.

Kid1: OH, you went to The Dorris-Eaton school? How did you survive?
Kid2: yes.
Kid1: Aren't y'all dead inside?
Kid2: *silence*

by committ/mort October 20, 2019