easy bake oven

A rookie Rastafarian who recently started toking up and sees clouds very easily.

Dan and Jen are such an easy bake ovens. They start trippin' out after just two hits!

by gah tamit September 25, 2006

easy bake oven

when you poop on a girls vagina to lube up the vagina for sexual intercourse.

i was at this mad party last night and this girl would get wet so i easy bake oven her.

by Stayfli03 October 8, 2008

Easy Bake Oven

go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!

"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"

by mitdoss June 26, 2008

Easy Bake Oven

The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.

"Dude this chick totally Easy Bake Ovened me in bed. WTF?!?"

by thejellofactory January 18, 2010

Easy Bake Oven

A gay little oven designed so small that the cool kids will be able to steal it, further lowering your child's self-esteem.

My Easy Bake Oven fits perfectly in my footlocker, but unfortunately, a gang of rapists from school raided my footlocker and stole it. I am so humiliated.

by Darwin Bradford March 30, 2009

Easy Bake Oven

When children "dutch oven" their parents after having a bad dream.

That's It! No more pork and beans for Suzy. I'm tired of her having nightmares and stinking us out of our own bed with her blasted Easy Bake Ovens!

by Pinkponcho June 20, 2011

Easy Bake Oven

When a couple is having sex outside, in generally hot weather (90 and 100 degrees), the man will ejaculate on the woman's face, and the heat will 'cause the cum to "bake" on her face.

Antonio: Ayo, I just gave that hoe an easy bake oven, shawty. She still tryna get the nut of her face.

Justin: Word? Damn...tell her what's good!

by Lenell Elliott February 1, 2008