easter

To force someone into a sexual act through manipulation or incapacitation.

From a story told by US Army soldiers after Desert Storm about a soldier who used ether to knock out his tent-mate and force anal sex. The name of the story was "The Ether Buddy," and a common mispronunciation was "The Easter Bunny."

He easterd you into doing WHAT??

by Blade April 27, 2004

easter

Baby Carrot: Tiny Dick

Girl 1: omg have you seen his dick
Girl 2: yes its like a baby carrot

Girl 1: So easter and i had sex last night
Girl 2: So how was he?
Girl 1: i couldnt even feel it, he was like a baby carrot

by wouldn't you like to know! March 14, 2005

easter

the day that Jesus came back to life as a chicken, according to Nidhi.

Abby: what's Easter for?
Nidhi: I think it's the day Jesus came back as a chicken...

by nidhi and abby February 9, 2005

easter

A dumbass lie that stupid 8h graders came up with.

"Man that kid just told a huge easter"

by RNP989 May 10, 2003

Easter

A lame ripoff of the Great Pumpkin.

Each Easter, Jesus rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 April 20, 2019

Easter

Holiday that celebrates Jesus' respawning.

Lucky for Jesus that on Easter no one was camping his spawnpoint at the time of his respawning.

by :/ August 6, 2004

Easter

The holiday celebrated for the day in which Jesus's pet rabbit mysteriously laid eggs and painted them strange colors to hide them from the evil Jews.

This Rabbit theory is the only possible explanation for our Easter traditions.

by Mosier17 June 7, 2007