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earskins

A type of tunnel for gauges. They are extremely thin walled silicone eyelets. They are made to look like you are wearing nothing. Sure, if you get close you can see "something" but overall these make your piercing look like one round open hole. They range from size a 10g all the way to 3 inches.
Guy 1: Dude, how does your earlobe hole stay so round?
Guy 2: I am wearing clear earskins.
by The Fucking Scandal August 25, 2010
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eard

(ADJ)

An eard is a standard person, consumes supping tackle, tea, ale, butter

Has various mental and physical defects, mainly mental due to the years of supping abuse

Eards are often discovered in tarn in places such as bookies, supping oyles, tea cafe, coffee shop, butter sarni shops, parnd land, mad mix, rileys, court house, bus station, asda, turkey circle, jack fultons, iceland, quallity save, job centre, chennels

Eards have the ability to extract any such given items, council pop, tea bath, ciggies, smowks, rollies, thi shoes, your dignity your soul your livelyhood your wife your kids and any assets worth 10 bob, cock
eyup mukka ars tha doin kid tha oreyt to knock us a ciggy up cock and as tha gora leet for it

as tha got fotty pency for bus cock

we off for a sup cock

a sis thi darn ale shop old cock

mi fath wukked darn pit, n his fatha wukked darn pit so al always wuk darn pit

thick int arm strong int eard
by eard May 2, 2014
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eard

When a ear is so hairy that it grows a beard.
Your ears need to take a trip to the barbershop, your eard is taking over.
by BudgieMuscle1 September 16, 2016
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Earky

When someone is both early and irksome as a person.
The party doesn’t start until 9PM, why are you so earky.
by Drewsndc May 25, 2018
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Eardrum Rapist

noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head.
You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' soundtrack! You are an Eardrum Rapist.
by 77jim April 26, 2011
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eardigger

One who digs so deep down in their ear that they pull out a huge brown crusty ear booger. They then stare at it as they bring it closer and closer to their face, smell it, then put it in their mouth and eat it.
I about vomited when that eardigger Sam ate his ear booger that he retrieved from his fat crusty ear.
by Mahxuebsuc February 5, 2017
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eardoctor

fuck you you spelled ear doctor wrong
your a fucking idiot... eardoctor
by foilhat January 2, 2018
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