early bird gets the wood on

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

Earl Sweatshirt

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

Earling

A slang way of saying the word vomiting

I mixed too much dark liquor with light liquor and I started Earling.

by Jaye_$upreme August 17, 2016

Early 2010's

A time period spanning from 2010-2014, and in some cases, 2015. This era felt quite different from 2016 and beyond in terms of music, movies, the internet, video games, memes, creativity, and politics. Also, the amount of bs from people being significantly less common back then. Why social media did become more popular within around 2014 and definitely 2015, it wasn't as prominent as it is now.

I miss the early 2010's so much. I just can't stand all this crappy music and idiots online right now.

by Mr. Outcast May 26, 2021

Early Life

A wikipedia section that tells you all you need to know about a person

Wikipedia early life section: was born in a jewish family
Person: every fucking time

by Nogurr November 27, 2021

Early Release

When the school day is shortened for some reason, letting the students leave early and in a better mood.

Student: "We have early release today? YES!"

by Early Release October 20, 2014

Metro Early College High School

Welcome to He- I mean Metro I mean metro I meant to say metro! A school in Columbus Where the once smart want to kill themselves ,the average stay average and where the dumb thrive. Yes metro is an interesting school. Kids who understand anything will have no problamo at this school. The kids who have trouble learning somethings WILL GET EXPOSED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT. The dumb kids thrive, because well they just expect it. The 6th graders are considered gods to everyone else whereas everyone else is just a shitter. The remediation policy is absolute shit where once again the 6th graders thrive as those teachers give easy remediation policy whereas everyone else gets teachers who get long and hard remediation policy (remediation is when you get under an 90 % and have to do test corrections and retake). This school is for STEM right wrong! We get like one robotics club and the programming club is only for girls. The depression in metro is real and it feels like at any second some kid is gonna shoot up the school. Teachers don't teach and it seems like everything sucks. The one thing I want to leave with you people is you could be going to columbus city schools.

I love Metro Early College High School and my kid loves going there- Parent who pays no attention to how the kids feel
*Kid Sitting in corner of room listening to linkin park* DARKNESS *Dunt Dunt* I GO TO METRO *Dunt Dunt*

by KyleYourSelf February 28, 2017