whorensic evidence

1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.

That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."

by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio February 18, 2009

Hung Jury - Hard Evidence

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!

Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.

by I, Wreckerrr December 6, 2020

firm evidence

1. Proof that an individual, group, or organization has performed some act. Something not to always be taken at face value.
2. The favorite excuse of the current administration for taking action, especially against others.

When Rice says firm evidence, people say "Haven't we heard this one before?"

by jesster79 March 1, 2005

social evidence

“The use of popular forms of media - including but not limited to, audio, video, internet and print - to memorialize the actions of others and/or an avail-able body of facts in order to prove that a proposition is true or valid.”

A tremendously long line and wait at a restaurant would be Social Evidence that the food must be good!

by Yesin7days August 9, 2016

Evidencify

Verb

Pronounce: Evidence-if-eye

To identify and or find evidence for a certain topic.

Student: I'm done with my essay!
Teacher: Remember, to get a good grade you need to evidencify about why they started the war.
Student: What do you mean?
Teacher: Find evidence and identify what its related to, Evidencify!

by MrMorse January 18, 2017

The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

The most beautiful phrase uttered by Gin Rummy in The Boondocks. A phrase you should live your life around and follow for the rest of your life.

Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin: Yeah, we was in Iraq
Riley: What did you do?
Gin: We was lookin for weapons of mass destruction
Riley: Did you ever find them?
Gin: You know goddamn we ain't find 'em. What are you some kind of political humorist ? You care to toe up in this bitch?!!
Ed: I was lookin for bitches, but they had the carpet shit all over 'em, and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was they eyes and that wasn't really enough for me cause you know; shit I'm lookin at they eyes, and

I take they carpet off and then I got a tragedy.

Gin: Well naw we ain't find 'em. But I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

Riley: What?
Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist, does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin: What ain't no country I ever heard of they speak English in what?!!
Riley: What?
GIn: English, mothafucka!!!! Do you speak it?!!
Riley: Yeah
Gin: So you understand what I'm sayin to you?!!
Riley: Yeah

Gin: So what I'm sayin is there are known knowns and known unknowns, but there's also unknown unknowns, things that we don't know!!
Riley: What?
Gin: Say what again!!! Say what again!! I dare you!! I double dare you mothafucka!!! Say what one moe time!!!

by The Fundraiser February 22, 2021

Evidentinet

Using randomly gathered information from the internet to prove your point. Nearly every argument can be confirmed through the use of internet-based unverified information simply by sifting through enough searches until someone else's posted theory and statistics confirm and support your position on the matter.

Bob - I heard that the earth is collapsing at the poles and expanding at the equator. We are heading toward a flat earth over the next million years.

Jim - Did someone spike your gogurt ? You sound like a complete idiot.

Bob - I'm not kidding. There are several credible sources on the internet that prove me right. You have to know how to provide the correct evidentinet when trying to refute my science.

by JKRJKR August 18, 2016