Geo Squatting

The act of psychically squatting on the hood or windshield of a early 90's Geo Tracker and defecating one's feces all over.

"Last night, me and the fellows went Geo Squatting. We hit four Geo's, but on the fifth, Tom pulled his hamstring in mid-squat and we had to carry him home for the night. It was a sad moment because Tom was going for a new record."

by Head Master of GS January 23, 2009

Squatting Eskimo

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.

My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.

by manswer April 29, 2009

Squatting cobbler

Fetish filming of person sitting on pie

He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion

by Saul Fan September 3, 2016

typo-squatting

say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters

Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants

Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants

by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010

Politi-squatting

A form of politically motivated cybersquatting that--unlike typosquatting, which relies on typographical errors made by Internet users when inputting a Web site address--squats on legit-sounding variants of the intended address in order to direct the end user to a site with an opposite ideology to the user.

"So, I just typed in "soawatch.org" to learn more about the human rights abuses caused by the U.S. assassin school called School of the Americas, and instead I got this military-run site!"

"Yeah, the military's politi-squatting that site to trap unsuspecting folks like yourself. The correct site is soaw.org. It's not as intuitive, I know."

by nietzschehope April 1, 2009

Sugar Squatting

The act of filling your mouth with water, having a male place his balls in the water-filled mouth getting the balls moist. Then the man with the moist balls, puts his balls in Kool-Aid powder. Then, proceeds to put his balls in the water-filled mouth. The process is then continued until the thirst needs are quenched.

Im goin' to my friends house, there is a sugar squattin party.

Damn, we are out of Kool-aid powder, we were gonna sugar squat.

I got dry nuts from sugar squatting.

My junk smells like Kool-aid from sugar squatting.

Lets sugar squat.

by Squattin' Masta' January 26, 2010