eSQUATTING

Similar to all other eWORDS like eTHUG, eSQUATTING is the act of leeching a space of a friends hard-drive to store your various media until you come to pick it up.

'Eii man i found this awesome game...can you get it for me and i will eSQUAT on ur hard-drive till i come round to pick it up.'
'Sure u damn leeching, 'eSQUATTING' bastard!'

by BradC March 14, 2006

squatting

You don't own the place , you don't rent the place , you just crashed some abandoned spot and made it home.

No one else was living there, so people started squatting.

by naughty.icon October 1, 2009

The Squatting Gideon

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.

by stlcards2life April 13, 2012

squatting

Occupying abandoned buildings without authorization. As much as 1/10 of the world is housed in urban squatting developments.

person #1: did you see that squatted building?
person #2: yeah! they don't have to pay taxes!

by i lick turtles June 12, 2003

Briggsy Tramp-Squatting

The disgusting practise of spreading peanut butter in one's own arse crack and then squatting naked over a prostrate homeless person. The tramp has not eaten for days and grabs what he sees as his best chance of a meal with both hands. The peanut butter is devoured by the hungry down-and-out as the squatter grins like a cretin, cheered on by his arty friends. The act was named after its originator Briggsy, the famous gay dwarf artist.

So how did you end up in hospital?

I was Briggsy tramp-squatting and sustained a rather nasty tramp bite. That's why I'm lying on my stomach. My gay arty arse is in agony.

by Gordy Frigmahole May 16, 2009

Squatting Lorax

When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.

Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?

by mrussle April 19, 2012

Ranch Squatting

when one squirts ranch dressing into a girls vagina or a mans anus and they lay on the floor and allow the person to squat over their face, and squirt the ranch into their mouth.

duuude, did you just let that girl ranch squat you? HELL YEAH man, im a master ranch squatter i go ranch squatting all the time! :D

by Eva. gEt cRuNk. February 15, 2009