Satellite ears

The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...

(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo

by Firelovesugar February 26, 2009

Blowjob Ears

A man or woman with ears that stick out enough to make a nice handle to hold on to while getting a blowjob.

Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.

by Dimples928 August 10, 2016

disco ears

Ears on a dog that have one ear erect and upright and the opposite ear floppy and droopy, similar to John Travolta's arms in his famous pose on the dance floor in Saturday Night Fever.

Dusty the dog had surgery on only one of his ears, so now that ear flops down and the other one still points upward. Now Dusty is a disco dog with disco ears!

by Torgo March 8, 2020

breathe through his ears

The descriptive phrase for a man who is expert in the art of orally pleasing a lady. He can stay down there for so long without coming up for air.

"I couldn't believe how good he was last night, that boy can breathe through his ears"

by Burning blue soul March 6, 2017

all ears

Listening carefully; keenly attentive.

You listen with your ears, so if you are 'all ears' your entire being is listening to someone speak.

I was all ears as Svet told me his exciting story.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

up to my ears

Completely overwhelmed with work or other responsibilities. Metaphorically, I'm about to drown in whatever I happen to be immersed in. water, shit, etc.

I'm sorry I can't meet with you. I'm up to my ears in work right now.

by Lamoid F. LLurbybabbin September 30, 2015

Spock ears

Large, pointy ears, whether real or used as part of a Halloween costume. Taken from Mr. Spock, the Vulcan science officer from the classic "Star Trek".

That guy must be a Trekker. He always wears Spock ears to every Halloween party!

by pentozali November 8, 2005